i have a group of friends that i, like everyone else who knows them, refer to as “The Crane Boys.†one of these guys is john, and he runs a blog called The Daily Detour, which focuses on american culture, and has a decidedly conservative evangelical stance. i’m rather fond of john and all three […]
moral of story: tigers are ungrateful
“Somebody created a situation that really agitated her and gave her some sort of a method to break out,†Mollinedo said. “There is no possible way the cat could have made it out of there in a single leap. I would surmise that there was help. â€A couple of feet dangling over the edge could […]
two atoms are walking down the sidewalk
Two atoms are walking down the sidewalk when they accidently bump into eachother. “I’m really sorry!†the first atom exclaims.“Are you all right?†“ Actually, no,†the second atom replies.“I lost an electron.†“Oh, no! Are you sure?†“I’m positive!†I’m positive – Two atoms are walking down the sidewalk
why are people who are buying uranium also buying anal douches?
Amazon.com: Uranium Ore: Electronics (scroll down and see the “also bought†section)
5 Upcoming Comic Book Movies That Must Be Stopped – Page 4 | Cracked.com
comic books reveal how we as humans tend to really feel about god: The origin of the comic god goes like this: The arrogant Thor needs a lesson in humility, so his father Odin, the ruler of all gods, sends him to Earth in the form of a crippled mortal to teach him to be […]
“Wow, what a load of horseshit.â€
Here’s how to understand the Creation Museum: Imagine, if you will, a load of horseshit. And we’re not talking just your average load of horseshit; no, we’re talking colossal load of horsehit. An epic load of horseshit. The kind of load of horseshit that has accreted over decades and has developed its own sort of […]
hilarious ADHD poster
funny
stephen colbert for president in 2008
last night on the daily show, stephen colbert almost, but not quite, announced a real run for the presidency of the best nation on earth. then, later, in his own show, he actually actually did it: stephen colbert in 2008 i can hardly wit to see what john crane over at the daily detour thinks […]
Chapter 18
Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with […]
iPood
It’s something you were trained to be proud of as mini humans. Why abandon that pride?
what does this mean?
“is it ever okay to shit blood?â€
more time with you
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After Reading Some of My Journal Entries, It’s Clear That I Need to Stop Watching Porn.
Cops showed up at my house after nosy neighbors complained about the large piles of citrus-smelling, glued-together squid all over my front lawn. “Where are the female officers? I want to be frisked by female officers!” I yelled as I was hauled away for no reason. McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: After Reading Some of My Journal […]