Making up Albert Einstein quotes – Uncyclopedia

Due to creating his own clone, in a horrible eugenitcs accident, some people call him Albert Einstien, but the actual German spelling of his name is Albert Einstein, which says I after E, except after T, unless spoken with a horrible spitting noise, and some people omit the horrible spitting noise when pronoucing the German word Einstein or Einstien as the laypeople spell it. He is known by both spellings of his name. Actual translation of his last name into English is Bush, but that often gets him confused with George W. Bush which his clone also named Albert Einstein is known to turn into from time to time, due to some DNA mixup, whenever he gets angry or does a little Kitten Huffing.

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