Jared: So, Abel. How did you die?
Abel: My head exploded.
Jared: I see. Hopefully it’s grown back. How’s it going otherwise?
Abel: Pretty good actually. Heaven is an interesting place. Even Downy is softer here. I feel as if it’s all a dream. But it’s not, because no one sleeps—probably because it’s daytime all the time.
via jared diamond, “Abel Is Dead”
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