you don’ have to be no gang-staaaaarrrrrr

sometimes the web brings you some things you simply. can. not. believe.

something so incredibly, deliciously, amazingly, terrifically stupid that you think “this has to be a joke, right? right??”

but, no, it is no joke.

so, be warned, what you are about to experience is astoundingly, blindingly, crazily horrible.

yet. can’t. stop. listening.

some quotes:

SAY NO! ? NO!
SAY NO!… NO!
SAY NO TO DRUGS!(X2)
NO TO DRUGS!(X2)

Rip dibby zap, da zip dap du wap,
This is what I call the Zip Zap Rap
Hichichichy be back in a sec,
Zippy zippa zappa gonna spend your whole cheque,

Zip dip zap, a zip wit a wabbit,
Zippy dipa wippa got a cocaine habit,
Scooby dooby bip a zip bop blam,
It started with a quarter now it is a gram,

Zoom zoom with a scooby doo bop,
Buy yourself into projects you‘re tryin to cop,
Rip and a rap I wrote with a rhyme,
I think you better call the cocaine hotline,

link to MP3: zip zap rap

ladies and gentlemen, i bring you: Devastatin Dave the Turntable Slave

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