this evening i watched my least favourite football team, ever, lose to the team who beat my favourite football team, ever.
eli manning played a brilliant game, and the new jersey giants beat the boston patriots in the superbowl, and it saved the season for me.
cheaters never win.
winners never cheat.
tom brady: go bury your sorrows in a supermodel, jerk.
also, bill belicheat: no matter how angry you are that your best boy didn’t go nineteen and zero, you should still, like, answer reporters’ questions with actual answers.