after J1 announced that she was going to bid on an ebay item, J2 yells: “MOMMY! BIDDING IS BAD!!” us: “huh? why?” J2: “FOR ONE, THAT’S HOW SOMEONE COULD STEAL YOUR IDENTITY!!”
upon farting on him, j2 says: chris, we really should stop doing that. me: why? j2: it really doesn’t smell good.