rent-a-negro

“I’ve never gotten so much attention!”-L.B., Corporate VP “Now I understand black people so much better, I want to share the experience with all my friends.”-D.L., Store Manager “I introduced her to my mother– family conversations haven’t been boring since!”-M.J., Teacher “My friends still ask, ‘how is that black friend of yours?’”– A.P., Physician rent-a-negro […]

a chat transcript

Nora Corwin: i was thinking about the little walkwayNora Corwin: and how much i hate itChris Corwin: out front?Nora Corwin: yepChris Corwin: yer weirdChris Corwin: if we dont’ have a walkwayChris Corwin: people won’t come to the doorNora Corwin: we make a new one!Nora Corwin: that’s rightNora Corwin: if we don’t hvae a walk wayNora […]

some stuff about me

i’ve been tagged — i suppose i should do it: 1. What is your occupation?web developer 2. What color is your underwear?You mean, like, at first? or after a couple weeks? I guess we’ll go with “white”. 3. What are you listening to now?Mum – Finally We Are No One 4 What was the last […]

Welcome Biker Chic Fans!

recently, i added a basic stats feature to my blog. i got a referrer from google this morning: http://www.google.com/search?q=biker+chics&hl=en&lr=&start=60&sa=N this isn’t as weird as it seems, though i’m dissapointed with my page 7 status, so i’m going to try to help out. the thing you biker chic fans are looking for is here Technorati Tags: […]

vanity

ESV Bible Online: Passage: Ecclesiastes 2:I said in my heart, “Come now, I will test you with pleasure; enjoy yourself.” But behold, this also was vanity. I said of laughter, “It is mad,” and of pleasure, “What use is it?” I searched with my heart how to cheer my body with wine—my heart still guiding […]

a lever big enough

when one drives a caror walksor rides a trainor, perhaps, even zooms across the continent in an airplane it is sometimes fun to watchhow certain things aroundseem to move fasterthan others of courseour sense of things tells us thatit is us who moves but it seems as if the things move, tooand in relation to […]

spring will be here soon

i feel that fiery sun againthe warming neath my feet againi sense the melting deep within;spring has grown tired of waiting i can’t bear to swim againi know that this time i won’t winbut i can tell it’s much too thin;the ice on which i’m skating

big rocks

Listening To: Billy Liar from the album “Billy Liar” by The Decemberists i’m sitting at starbucks, thinking about big rocks. we discussed, or rather, it was shown to us, about the big rocks illustration, where you put big rocks in a container. is it full? noooo — you can put smaller rocks in now. and […]

never blow out your incense

i just lit this stick of incense… and let was careful to light it so that the flame would burn itself out, and i wouldn’t have to blow it out. whenever i have to blow it out, i always feel a little guilty. just now, though, as i carefully lit it, i had to smile […]