i got yelled at over half an inch of iced tea

yesterday at starbucks i got yelled at by a customer, for the first time. he ordered a venti™ black iced tea, unsweetened, and he instructed me to “go light on the ice, buddy“, so i did. now, at starbucks, everything gets measured to the Nth degree, to the point of ridiculousness. we have separate measuring […]

words and phrases i haven’t used in a long time

“cool beans” “what’s that got to do with the price of eggs in china?” “psyche!” “oooooh! is that a new coke watch?” “when can i get a 10-speed?” “do i HAVE to go to bed??!!?!?” “um… i forgot my homework at home.” “bone” (as in “dude, i promise not to bone your sister” “oh, wow, […]