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- grab the baby! grab the baby!
- oh. my. god. honey! come look at what i did in the toilet!
- weird, it looked smaller when it was still in its cage.
- lookit how fast that stick swims!
- oh, shit! it’s not dead afterall!
- dammit! i thought this was a regular basket!
- don’t look it directly in the eyes!
- hold it. everyone. stop. walking. now.
- red lobster’s really gone downhill, huh?
- alright. guys, that’s not funny. come on, seriously, who did this?
- i guess it could be worse
- doooom! dooooooooom!
1 thought on “things to say when you encounter unexpected snakes”
Me: “Oooh! Can I hold it? I wanna squeeze it and love it and call it George.”