Again: You’re welcome

whomever this “fake” steve jobs person is (it’s steve jobs, btw), they are hilarious:

My predictions were off a bit. I thought we’d hit $130 before the iPhone hit, just based on the hype. Still, we’ve got a market cap of $114 billion. That’s almost 2x the market cap for Dell. And it’s something like a thousand times more than what it was when I took over as Supreme Ruler for Life. Nice work, me. To celebrate the occasion, I’ve just hired someone whose job is to stand behind me and pat me on the back and tell me what a great job I’m doing. And fan me when it’s hot. Phil Schiller, he’s called.

“fake” steve says: again: You’re welcome