And it came to me then that every plan is a tiny prayer to father timeAs I stared at my shoes in the ICU that reeked of piss and 409And I rationed my breathes as I said to myself that I’d already taken too much todayAs each descending peak of the LCD took you a […]

i got mine all ready to go. Technorati Tags: douglas adams, frood, h2g2, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, hoopy, towel, towelday

Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg-press 2000 pounds! How does he do it? Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman? One of Pat’s secrets to keeping his energy high and his […]

Niman Ranch’s premium beef is produced on sustainable family ranches in the American West, where the animals are fed only grasses, grains and other all-natural feed. Niman Ranch’s strict guidelines ensure that the animals are hormone free, allowed to mature naturally and treated humanely. i assume they mean the cows are treated humanely right up […]

this thing is brilliant Technorati Tags: amazing, brilliant, photo, photomosaic, photos, zoom

RE: a girl can hope, right?Date: 2006-05-23, 1:47PM EST >> The sexual innuendos were great and I still have>> that dress. Now that you’re free again, any>> chance we can hook up? mom??? i really enjoyed this. seen at craigslist.com Listening to: Tune Up / When The Lights Are Low from the album “Cookin’ With […]

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my long time friend will, who drives a plane for the air force, sends this pic: i went bowling on saturday with jason huck and alex pilson. i got an orange ball, so that made up for the fact that i barely broke 220 between three games. saturday, after bowling, we went to a cookout. […]

found at tripod travel and, just cause i know my mom reads this, and will be going… “why is that funny..?” here, mom, learn about Leet Listening to: 1020 Am from the album “Girls Can Tell” by Spoon Technorati Tags: funny, humor, leet, leetstreet, sign

Amy: You know the best part of IE?Corey Donohoe: The x in the upper right corner?David Favram: Chemical neutering?Amy: No, we have three different computers running the same version of IE and sometimes all three behave differently. Like, REALLY differently.David Favram: Yeah. Because parts of IE are written in only electrons. Since it’s impossible to […]

salami is the world’s most perfect carrier agent for creme cheese. Listening to: The Fight Song from the album “Lest We Forget – The Best of Marilyn Manson” by Marilyn Manson Technorati Tags: cremecheese, dinner, food, salami, snack, yummy

i don’t have insurance right now. so when i got sick, i waited and waited to go to the doctor — but once i’d been sick for over a week, it was time. i got bloodwork done, and thankfully i don’t have mono, nor strep. i mentioned to my doc (pam) that i didn’t have […]

I am thinking it’s a sign that the frecklesIn our eyes are mirror images and whenWe kiss they’re perfectly alignedAnd I have to speculate that God himselfDid make us into corresponding shapes likePuzzle pieces from the clayTrue, it may seem like a stretch, butIts thoughts like this that catch my troubledHead when you’re away when […]