raven’s second to last night :-(

tonight was raven’s second to last night at the claddagh. she’s going to get her PhD, which is good for her, but i simply can not imagine how our favorite pub will ever seem the same without the world’s best waitress. she was smart, funny, and attentive — i can’t ever recall being annoyed at […]

andy and carmen had a baby

this is the hallway outside andy and carmen’s room. they gave birth to a six pound, 10.25 ounce boy today — though not without complications. they had planned a cesarean anyway, but it turns out he had the umbilical cord wrapped around his lil neck. 🙁 he also was having trouble breathing, and they had […]

rent-a-negro

“I’ve never gotten so much attention!”-L.B., Corporate VP “Now I understand black people so much better, I want to share the experience with all my friends.”-D.L., Store Manager “I introduced her to my mother– family conversations haven’t been boring since!”-M.J., Teacher “My friends still ask, ‘how is that black friend of yours?’”– A.P., Physician rent-a-negro […]

a chat transcript

Nora Corwin: i was thinking about the little walkwayNora Corwin: and how much i hate itChris Corwin: out front?Nora Corwin: yepChris Corwin: yer weirdChris Corwin: if we dont’ have a walkwayChris Corwin: people won’t come to the doorNora Corwin: we make a new one!Nora Corwin: that’s rightNora Corwin: if we don’t hvae a walk wayNora […]

some stuff about me

i’ve been tagged — i suppose i should do it: 1. What is your occupation?web developer 2. What color is your underwear?You mean, like, at first? or after a couple weeks? I guess we’ll go with “white”. 3. What are you listening to now?Mum – Finally We Are No One 4 What was the last […]

Welcome Biker Chic Fans!

recently, i added a basic stats feature to my blog. i got a referrer from google this morning: http://www.google.com/search?q=biker+chics&hl=en&lr=&start=60&sa=N this isn’t as weird as it seems, though i’m dissapointed with my page 7 status, so i’m going to try to help out. the thing you biker chic fans are looking for is here Technorati Tags: […]

vanity

ESV Bible Online: Passage: Ecclesiastes 2:I said in my heart, “Come now, I will test you with pleasure; enjoy yourself.” But behold, this also was vanity. I said of laughter, “It is mad,” and of pleasure, “What use is it?” I searched with my heart how to cheer my body with wine—my heart still guiding […]