not filling, but fun.
our cat is gross
Nora Corwin: bella’s pretty nastyNora Corwin: her butt’s all chocolateyChris Corwin: uh, yahNora Corwin: are you sure we shouldn’t just kill her?
best. shamrock. ever.
good job kenya!
advice for hitchhikers
on the off chance that anyone reads this, the following information may one day save your life: if you find yourself hitchhiking: it is probably a good idea to not carry your shirt in the one hand, and hitch with the other. wear. the. shirt.
salad
salad: hearts of romain, spinach, egg, french dressing, sesame seeds also: cottage cheese, strawberries, carrots i’m a flexitarion. lame.
forehead to pavement
outside panera bread, in greenwood. that group of people is around a chick to collapsed in the parking lot. her forehead made an awful noise when it hit the blacktop. 🙁 it was mad scary.
"chris"
apparently (?)
friends and family night
Friends and family night at starbucks japanese decorations. weeeeee
so i married an axe murderer
of note: do not watch this movie while depressed. switching to starwars
Joshuah Bearman: Who Served?
Joshuah Bearman: Who Served? Dick Cheney: did not serve. (Five deferments!) Dennis Hastert: did not serve. Tom Delay: did not serve. Bill Frist: did not serve. Mitch McConnell: did not serve. Rick Santorum: did not serve. Trent Lott: did not serve. John Ashcroft: did not serve. (Seven deferments!) Jeb Bush: did not serve. Karl Rove: […]
i guess it’s not a real blog unless i actually "log" stuff, huh?
i miss ovenmitt. 🙁 she’s out east until the frigging eighteenth. lame. i hate my car. it is currently in the parking lot at jones family mortuary, near the church, where it has been since i parked it there before 3rd service this morning. i sure hope there’s no dead guys tonight. mom and dad […]
white ninja comics
white ninja comicsLOL
