5 Upcoming Comic Book Movies That Must Be Stopped – Page 4 | Cracked.com

comic books reveal how we as humans tend to really feel about god:

The origin of the comic god goes like this: The arrogant Thor needs a lesson in humility, so his father Odin, the ruler of all gods, sends him to Earth in the form of a crippled mortal to teach him to be humble. When Thor finally learns his shits do stink, his mortal form dies off and he is allowed to become himself again.

This spiritual lesson serves to confirm two things: Being handicapped is God’s way of punishing you for religious transgressions, and to the son of God, Earth is essentially a giant time-out where instead of facing a corner for five minutes you live a short, challenging life rife with confusion and pain until you are eventually allowed to die.

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2 thoughts on “5 Upcoming Comic Book Movies That Must Be Stopped – Page 4 | Cracked.com

  1. Eliza~ Yes, well, mom’s with newborns get exempted from everything effortful. All they need to do is sit and breathe whenever they get a chance. Hopefully sleeping while htey do it.

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