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comic books reveal how we as humans tend to really feel about god:

The origin of the comic god goes like this: The arrogant Thor needs a lesson in humility, so his father Odin, the ruler of all gods, sends him to Earth in the form of a crippled mortal to teach him to be humble. When Thor finally learns his shits do stink, his mortal form dies off and he is allowed to become himself again.

This spiritual lesson serves to confirm two things: Being handicapped is God’s way of punishing you for religious transgressions, and to the son of God, Earth is essentially a giant time-out where instead of facing a corner for five minutes you live a short, challenging life rife with confusion and pain until you are eventually allowed to die.

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  1. Now I’m like, well duh! Truly thnakful for your help.

  2. Eliza~ Yes, well, mom’s with newborns get exempted from everything effortful. All they need to do is sit and breathe whenever they get a chance. Hopefully sleeping while htey do it.

  3. I don’t remember having to write about field trips. That would suck.Remember, I’m older than you.We did cooler assignments back in the 1970s.Thanks for being here today. I know you had that “thing” to do today.

  4. I love this idea, but wondering if the shelf liner had a peel off sticky back and this is how you hung it to the back or did you have to hang it like wallpaper?

  5. The union is the teachers, there must be a reason that teacher continue to elect the same president.You also have the right to vote down anything the union negotiates. It would be a mistake for one bad union to paint a picture for all.I can assure you, teachers in Florida would be in a far worse situation without their union. Finally, unions in Florida have been eviserated. This is the fate that corporate reformers want for the rest of the nation.

  6. Have you guys with experience in India or China found many Americans or Europeans deciding to permanently move there?The U.S. still seems to attract the talented and ambitious from the rest of the world, how much longer will that last?

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