Author: Chris Corwin

East Texas Mystery Animal Identified at Cryptomundo.com: 2006 East Texas Mystery Animal Identified KLTV Tyler Longview reports that the strange animal shot in Angelina County last week was a coyote or feral dpg with sarcoptic mange. Link to the original story reported here earlier in the week. I predicted then that it was a mangy […]

how to cook and eat a dog Listening to: Further In Time from the album “Volume 3: Further In Time” by Afro Celt Sound System Technorati Tags: cookeddog, cooking, dog, dogeating, eating, gross, hook, singe, teeth, vietnam, yummy

“It’s terrible. Terrible!” said Lambert, who lives in LaPorte County about three miles — and one time zone — from the cafe. Others said they wished the Legislature, which last year decided to begin observing daylight time, had left things as they were. “We had a routine going here,” said Cindy Miller, who owns the […]

Bigfoot fever erupted last month when some fish farm workers claimed to have spotted three of the beasts — two adults and a youngster — on the edge of a forest reserve in southern Johor state. Their improbable tale was lent some authority soon after when an Orang Asli — an indigenous ethnic group known […]

Proving he has a sense of humor, ol’ Vandy will perform a field goal demonstration for Letterman on the Late Show tonight Vandy goes Late Night. (and) ha haOriginally uploaded by pr9000. Technorati Tags: colts, davidletterman, haha, indiana, indianapolis, simpsons, vanderjagt

take a look at this map (click for larger version): it represents confirmed cougar encounters from 1990 to the present in the united states (and our hat, too). i find this fascinating. in 1991 i saw a cougar in an empty cornfield directly across the country road from my house, in mooresville, indiana, which is […]

first drops Originally uploaded by tonx. oooooooooooh my

Apophallation is a technique used by some slugs following intercourse. The slugs (which are hermaphroditic) have relatively very large penises which wrap around each other in a tight spiral. They can have difficulty separating afterwards. Should that be the case, the solution is for the slug to gnaw off either its own, or its partner’s […]

last night, dinner was *very* good: peppered trout with roasted carrots. yummmy Technorati Tags: carrots, cooking, dinner, eating, fish, kitchen, pepper, trout

To you who are toiling over an AJAX- and Ruby-powered social software product, good luck, God bless, and have fun. Remember that 20 other people are working on the same idea. So keep it simple, and ship it before they do, and maintain your sense of humor whether you get rich or go broke. Especially […]

KLTV 7 Tyler-Longview-Jacksonville, TX: Mysterious Dog-Like Creature Shot And Killed: his weekend, two brothers were out hunting squirrels when they were surprised by a very similar animal. The brothers shot it and killed it. It has leathery skin, long teeth, and hind legs longer than its front legs. One of the brothers, Kolby Russell, said […]

Products Remote Control All operating functions are controlled from the Remote control panel that can be conveniently mounted on a wall near the toilet. Listening to: John Wayne Gacy, Jr. from the album “Illinoise” by Sufjan Stevens

i was asked to provide a crowder report. here she is: i have been growing this thing since aug 11, 2005. weeeee. Listening to: Ets Hayyim (The Tree of Life) from the album “Bereshit” by The Cracow Klezmer Band Technorati Tags: beard, chin, crowder, davidgrowder, goatee, growyourcrowder, long, report

Mark Your Calendars: Jan. 30th – Bigfoot at Cryptomundo.com: Mark Your Calendars: Jan. 30th – BigfootWeird Travels — Travel Channel “Bigfoot” For centuries, legends of hairy, apelike beasts have terrified remote regions around the globe and we’re hot on the trail to uncover the truth behind the legend of Bigfoot. Cryptomundo’s very own Craig Woolheater […]