dear lady in my neighborhood,
contrary to what you may well always have believed:
when it is dark outside, and you thus have all the lights in your house on.
and when you are in your bedroom (the one that overlooks the street, on the four-way-stop).
and when you look up to examine your very naked reflection in your bedroom window:
those of us driving by are not seeing a reflection.
just thought you should know.
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a chat transcript:
Random Friend:: LOL
Chris Corwin: 😀
Random Friend:: that is too damn funny
Chris Corwin: i’ve seen this same lady like 10 times
Random Friend:: maybe she already knows, and likes it
Chris Corwin: she’s not unnatractive
Chris Corwin: but
Chris Corwin: damn
Random Friend:: an exibitionist
Chris Corwin: could be
Chris Corwin: i should start camping out
Random Friend:: hahahahaha
Chris Corwin: get me some binocs
Chris Corwin: and popcorn
Chris Corwin: a lawnchair
Random Friend:: LOL
Chris Corwin: sparklers
Chris Corwin: cooler
Random Friend:: better than fireworks, then…hahaha
Chris Corwin: kids playing frisbee
Random Friend:: LOL
Chris Corwin: hells yah
Chris Corwin: damn picnic outside her window
Chris Corwin: come on, kids!
10:00 PM
Random Friend:: lmao
You know that dream, where you’re at school, just going about your day, and you suddenly realize you’re naked? You go on about your business (albeit in a slightly more self-conscious manner) whilst hoping that noone notices that you’re not wearing any clothes.
I had that dream last night, only it was me realizing I was naked, and all the blinds in the apartment were open. Apparently this post made it somewhere into my psyche. Could you leave an anonymous note for the woman? On the off chance that she isn’t an exhibitionist, she might like to know. Also, if she is an exhibitionist, well, she might like to know she’s been noticed.
that’s actually not to bad an idea…