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Admin girl: Are you sure you don’t have any meetings scheduled this afternoon or want to leave early to get a start on your weekend?Boss: Nope, I’m all free this afternoon and thought I’d catch up on paper work.Admin girl: Oh, okay.Boss: Why?Admin girl: Because when you leave early I normally give you 10 minutes’ […]

what the crap is this thing? Technorati Tags: egg, physics

Lo, when there are hundreds of thousands of freakin’ crushed dead mice on thy macadam. McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science, Volume XIII. Technorati Tags: deadmice, funny, humor, mcsweeneys

if only you knew the power of xkcd Technorati Tags: benkenobi, funny, humor, lisp, lukeskywalker, programing, programmer, starwars, xkcd

A man with severe brain injuries who spent six years in a near-vegetative state can now chew his food, watch a movie and talk with family thanks to a brain pacemaker that may change the way such patients are treated, U.S. researchers said on Wednesday. The 38-year-old man is the first person in a minimally […]

“i don’t mean to be racist, or rude, or anything, but, we got, like, the blacks workin’ there now, too, and they, like, talk so the old people can’t un’erstand `em, and they run around in HORDES and they, like, kinda scare me.” guess what, annoying and loud girl? you are racist and rude, even […]

my right knee hurts today

just now i found birdpoo in my hair. awesome.

A worker of the Malaysian Fisheries Development Board (LKIM) in Batu Maung, Penang, made this unusual find when she was given the 1.7kg fish by a fisherman at the jetty recently. stromdotcom: Shark with webbed feet what do we do when the landsharks attack??? Technorati Tags: feet, landshark, shark, web, webbed, webbedfeet

ha ha ha ha ha: Even if a monkey could learn to write a play and describe the characters’ behavior, it could not reveal the characters’ minds and so build an ironic tragedy. Infinite monkey theorem – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia my favorite allusion to this is in douglas adams’ The Hitchhikers’ Guide to the […]

for my take, see john crane’s post about this, and flickerbulb’s comments below.

hilarious: ABUJA (Reuters) – Nigerian schoolchildren who received laptops from a U.S. aid organization have used them to explore pornographic sites on the Internet, the official News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reported Thursday. NAN said its reporter had seen pornographic images stored on several of the children’s laptops. “Efforts to promote learning with laptops in […]

right now i am reading a book, it is called, “the curious incident of the hound in the night-time”. “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time” (Mark Haddon) it was recommended to me by my prof in design schoo, don nissen, who has Very Good Taste in almost everything. it is written from […]