books

reading “The Fabric of the Cosmos : Space, Time, and the Texture of Reality (Vintage)” (Brian Greene) “Hearing God: Developing a Conversational Relationship With God” (Dallas Willard) “Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers” (Mary Roach) “The Last Word and the Word after That : A Tale of Faith, Doubt, and a New Kind of […]

poem: "to go, please"

incontinent androgynous lactose-intolerant debutante seeks hyper-active tv announcer from cheezey 50’s game show please call me up i swear i’m smart but don’t give me milk or else i’ll fart i’m lonely, everybody and my white cell count is down i need some human contact please a man a woman anything! i promise not to […]

quizzing

the device used to track jumps in bible quizzing. a box hooked up to 8 seats, with lights corresponding to each seat, so you can see who “jumped” first. we can see here that seat two on the left side jumped first. quizzers have 30 seconds to complete the question and answer it correctly, or […]

i got a tattoo today

so i got my tat, finally. it’s a power button, on the back of my neck, about a half-inch big. the experience was both easier, and harder than i expected. the actual tattoo gun didn’t hurt as badly as i thought it would — it felt more like scraping than piercing. it was fairly constant […]