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Apophallation is a technique used by some slugs following intercourse. The slugs (which are hermaphroditic) have relatively very large penises which wrap around each other in a tight spiral. They can have difficulty separating afterwards. Should that be the case, the solution is for the slug to gnaw off either its own, or its partner’s […]

last night, dinner was *very* good: peppered trout with roasted carrots. yummmy Technorati Tags: carrots, cooking, dinner, eating, fish, kitchen, pepper, trout

To you who are toiling over an AJAX- and Ruby-powered social software product, good luck, God bless, and have fun. Remember that 20 other people are working on the same idea. So keep it simple, and ship it before they do, and maintain your sense of humor whether you get rich or go broke. Especially […]

KLTV 7 Tyler-Longview-Jacksonville, TX: Mysterious Dog-Like Creature Shot And Killed: his weekend, two brothers were out hunting squirrels when they were surprised by a very similar animal. The brothers shot it and killed it. It has leathery skin, long teeth, and hind legs longer than its front legs. One of the brothers, Kolby Russell, said […]

Products Remote Control All operating functions are controlled from the Remote control panel that can be conveniently mounted on a wall near the toilet. Listening to: John Wayne Gacy, Jr. from the album “Illinoise” by Sufjan Stevens

i was asked to provide a crowder report. here she is: i have been growing this thing since aug 11, 2005. weeeee. Listening to: Ets Hayyim (The Tree of Life) from the album “Bereshit” by The Cracow Klezmer Band Technorati Tags: beard, chin, crowder, davidgrowder, goatee, growyourcrowder, long, report

Mark Your Calendars: Jan. 30th – Bigfoot at Cryptomundo.com: Mark Your Calendars: Jan. 30th – BigfootWeird Travels — Travel Channel “Bigfoot” For centuries, legends of hairy, apelike beasts have terrified remote regions around the globe and we’re hot on the trail to uncover the truth behind the legend of Bigfoot. Cryptomundo’s very own Craig Woolheater […]

so yesterday the colts lost to the broncos (update: steelers — duh, and thanks andy), and won’t be going to the superbowl. again. it is strange what i feel about this. it’s not as if i play for the colts, so why am i angry? why do i feel like i personally have been let […]

there is beginning to be some real research making waves about ADD and nutrition. specifically it is staring to be apparent that a gluten and dairy-free diet may significantly help control symptoms associated with ADD. i plan to look into this more and perhaps even change my diet in hopes of having a positive change […]

i read several blogs each week. not quite daily, i suppose, but regularly anyway. some i am interested in because of the theme of the blog, say “the bible” or “jesus” or “ADD“. others i am interested in because they are the blogs of people i know from real life. some just always have fascinating […]

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Happy FUN BALL! Listening to: Cop Car from the album “Digital Empire: Electronica’s Best (Disc 1)” by Joey Beltram Technorati Tags: ball, fun, happy, happyfunball, taunt

i’m not generally one to go tooting my own birthday horn, but it seems appropriate to say something about it here. my thirty-first year alive was my roughest one, ever. so much happened this year that has been so very hard to go through for me, that i can’t say i’m sorry to see it […]

Making up Albert Einstein quotes – Uncyclopedia: Due to creating his own clone, in a horrible eugenitcs accident, some people call him Albert Einstien, but the actual German spelling of his name is Albert Einstein, which says I after E, except after T, unless spoken with a horrible spitting noise, and some people omit the […]