dentist

this will hurt you more than it hurts me but just you sit for it and bleed i’m sure to cut you: prepare for pain i’m sure to scar you: you’re to blame i’m sure to need to poke and prod and slice and burn and scrape i’m sure to go in deep and drill […]

the great emptying

i have spent the better part of the last two days emptying my house of everything i own and doing one of three things with it: moving it into storage piling it up to give away or sell throwing away piling it up to take to new zealand with me pile number four is by […]

quiet here without my dog

i notice it most when i get up to make coffee or use the bathroom. this would be the time when trogdor would see i was getting up, get up from his napspot, stretch and run to the stairs and wait to see where i was going, tail wagging. every time i get up and […]

engrish at its best

today at boingboing there is some engrish stuff being thrown about. and one of the comments has a link to what has got to be the single best example of engrish there is, besides the fact the picture itself is is at least three jokes in one. here i link to the boingboing article, and […]

a nice sunday

i am sitting in my downstairs living room, re-reading harry potter and the chamber of secrets, listening to the dead texan, drinking a tanqueray & tonic, and eating tricuits with pepperjack cheese. later i will be grilling pork chops and eating broccoli.this is nice, yes yes. Technorati Tags: fun, home, life, sunday, tanqueray

i was there, kid

Yeah, I’m losing my edge.I’m losing my edge.The kids are coming up from behind.I’m losing my edge.I’m losing my edge to the kids from France and from London.But I was there. I was there in 1968.I was there at the first Cannes show in Cologne.I’m losing my edge.I’m losing my edge to the kids whose […]

The Confusing Country

Strangely, it tends to be the second class of animals (the Odd) that are more dangerous. The creature that kills the most people each year is the common Wombat. It is nearly as ridiculous as its name, and spends its life digging holes in the ground, in which it hides. During the night it comes […]