andy asked me to “point out a couple of things, such as (1) the inconsistencies you have found in the bible, and (2) your definition of evil.” i will address the evil one now. i think that evil, kind of like obscenity, is hard to define, but we know it when we see it. a […]
do not attempt to decorate the saddest christmas tree ever
Technorati Tags: flickr, funny, hilarious, photo, sad, sadchristmastree, saddestchristmastreever, sign, warning, worldssaddestchristmastree
It’s Portable!
It’s Portable! Technorati Tags: engrish, funny, humor, japan, japanese, portable
death by fan
Fan death is an urban legend that was originally primarily confined to South Korea, but has spread to other countries in the Far East. The legend states that an electric fan, if left running overnight in a closed room, can result in the death (by suffocation, poisoning, or hypothermia) of those inside. This belief also […]
most amazing thing god ever made: lyrebird
you seriously need to check this thing out. this bird, the lyrebird, can imitate apparently any sound. in the video, you hear camera shutters, chain saws, car alarms — all from the bird’s mouth. lyrebird video <– watch this now (via boing boing) Technorati Tags: amazing, animals, bird, boingboing, lyrebird, mimic, sounds
boiling it down: what i believe about the universe, and the person who made it (right now)
i’ve spent three years on a mission to decide about god. i’m not done yet, but i’m a lot closer than i was when i started. after thirty-two years on this rock, three of which i have been seriously, open-mindedly, truthfully searching for Truth (if there is such a thing) here’s what i have come […]
funny
gapingvoid: “cartoons drawn on the back of business cards”: threescore and ten Technorati Tags: funny, gapingvoid, humor
wanted: The Unofficial Lego Builder’s Guide
One of the most intriguing toys in history, the bricks gave children endless possibilities of what they could create. While we certainly aren’t masters by any means, we still have some Lego sets around the Uncrate office, and that’s why we were so pumped by The Unofficial Lego Builder’s Guide by Allan Bedford ($16). All […]
thirty seven years is a long damn time
congratulations mom & dad! Technorati Tags: 2006, anniversary, marriage, momanddad, parents, sarahcorwin, tomcorwin, wedding
gnome-be-gone
GNOME-BE-GONE – UncommonGoods Watch with amusement as the one and only Gnome-Be-Gone frees your garden of a kitsch little Euro invader. Who does he think he is, wearing tiny red dunce caps and pushing inefficient wooden wheelbarrows? Tuck a few made-in-the-USA Gnome-Be-Gones into your flowerbeds and watch the demented yard goblins get toted away. Set […]
The Demon Fish of South Atlanta
So what about evolution? We did have a fierce drought for a number of years. Maybe some of our local fish evolved the ability to locomote between pools in search of better pickins, like a Chinese lungfish. I’ve been known to do that when the beer runs out. Anybody seen any goldfish waiting at a […]
get out, now
it is way past time for the US to leave iraq. how many innocent people are our troops going to kill before we start demanding that bush stop behaving like the terrorist he pretended he’s interested in “rooting out”? Technorati Tags: army, bush, death, george bush, iraq, kill, killers, killings, marines, murder, murderers, politics, president, […]
new mail
so this was odd, or at least new (to me): b00ty:~/Library/Mail chris$ sudo lasso8ctl restartPassword:Restarting Lasso Service: DoneYou have new mail in /var/mail/chrisb00ty:~/Library/Mail chris$ cd /var/mail/chris what does this mean? Technorati Tags: ctl, email, Lasso, lasso8ctl, lazyweb, linux, macosx, mail, unix
fauxhawks are teh funniest haircut in my referrrers
so, about twice a month i bother looking through my website stats, to see if there is anything new or exciting. sometimes there is, sometimes there’s not. i tend to gain about two unique visitors a day per month — i’m average 48 now. the stats tell me location and IP address, so some of […]