this evening, as J2 went to open the back of our car, to get a cat out of it, he said, “i’m gonna open the truck”
according to J2, “trail mix” is the bag that says “chex mix” on it, and “chex mix” doesn’t exist.
the bag that actually says “trail mix” is not something he likes to eat, and, it is not “real” trail mix.
according to J2, “chest” is a game you play on a checkerboard, with pieces vaguely resembling mideaval characters, such as “knights”, “kings” or “pawns”.
according to J2, a woman who is great with child is “pregnick”