So, I know the rule is Don’t Talk About the Blog on the Blog, but, I have decided I need a new “term”, a new “mental frame” to describe a state, or mode, of being that I find myself operating in at times, THE SCRAMBLE. Like many of the terms I coin, this one is […]
Bookmark ☞ Simple Regex Language
I had bookmarked this “simple regex language” for regex a while ago, but this morning as I revisited it I was struck by just how neat this project is: begin with any of (digit, letter, one of “._%+-“) once or more, literally “@”, any of (digit, letter, one of “.-“) once or more, literally “.”, […]
my niece drinks milk and chats
YouTube – Silly Audrey drinks milk and chats
it’s just semantics
i didn’t say i slept with your sister. i didn’t say i slept with your sister. i didn’t say i slept with your sister. i didn’t say i slept with your sister. i didn’t say i slept with your sister. i didn’t say i slept with your sister. i didn’t say i slept with your […]
“i’m gonna open the truck”
this evening, as J2 went to open the back of our car, to get a cat out of it, he said, “i’m gonna open the truck”
on trailmix and chex mix
according to J2, “trail mix” is the bag that says “chex mix” on it, and “chex mix” doesn’t exist. the bag that actually says “trail mix” is not something he likes to eat, and, it is not “real” trail mix.
according to J2, “chest” is a game you play on a checkerboard, with pieces vaguely resembling mideaval characters, such as “knights”, “kings” or “pawns”.
according to J2, a woman who is great with child is “pregnick”
you know, for listening to fruit on
so, whenever we go to pizza king, J2 always wants a couple quarters, so that he can play some music on the “juice box”
so, that’s what J2 yells, instead of “open sesame” when we approach an automatically opening door.
on “course joking”
where’s the line? what defines “course joking” ? is it simply using a (gasp!) curse-word? is it lewdness? is it always only in the ear of the beholder? are there simply some things a christian should never say, under any circumstances? (and if so, can you tell us without sinning???) is what you ought not […]
ought “god” be capitalized?
position: god doesn’t care a whit about about the grammar rules of whichever particular language you write in. respect is shown by expressing a kingdom heart in a way that uplifts, rather than tears down. by truly caring more for your neighbor’s best interests than your own. this does not mean submitting to the prideful, […]
the greatest of these
the boys and the girls don’t speak the same language they talk to each other but they never hear the girl will say one thing the boy will hear other the boy will say some thing it will miss the girl’s ear the girls and the boys don’t share a vocab they both know they’re […]