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Language

“i’m gonna open the truck”

July 3rd, 2008  |  Published in Language

this evening, as J2 went to open the back of our car, to get a cat out of it, he said, “i’m gonna open the truck”

Popularity: 13% [?]

on trailmix and chex mix

July 2nd, 2008  |  Published in Language

according to J2, “trail mix” is the bag that says “chex mix” on it, and “chex mix” doesn’t exist.

the bag that actually says “trail mix” is not something he likes to eat, and, it is not “real” trail mix.

Popularity: 14% [?]

chest

July 1st, 2008  |  Published in Family, Language

according to J2, “chest” is a game you play on a checkerboard, with pieces vaguely resembling mideaval characters, such as “knights”, “kings” or “pawns”.

Popularity: 17% [?]

“pregnick”

June 26th, 2008  |  Published in Family, Humor, Language

according to J2, a woman who is great with child is “pregnick”

Popularity: 19% [?]

you know, for listening to fruit on

June 8th, 2008  |  Published in Family, Language, Personal, Stories

so, whenever we go to pizza king, J2 always wants a couple quarters, so that he can play some music on the “juice box”

Popularity: 21% [?]

OPEN ACCESSORY!!

June 6th, 2008  |  Published in Family, Humor, Language, Personal, Stories

so, that’s what J2 yells, instead of “open sesame” when we approach an automatically opening door.

Popularity: 23% [?]