flickerbulb

soho zombie, slave to the man, code monkey, lover & hater, and, one downright good looking bastard.

Dec 18, 20080

let it snow!

santa chris corwin

Dec 4, 20080

obama is the man we need: he likes big dogs

“It’s like a little yappy dog?” Obama asked Walters, foolishly ignoring his wife’s advice not to criticize.

“It, like, sits in your lap and things?” queried the skeptical president-elect.

Michelle, still trying to save her husband from himself, pronounced the dog “cute.”

Barack wasn’t buying it. “It sounds kind of like a…a girly dog,” he said, at which point his wife pointed out, “We’re girls. We have a house full of girls.”

Except for the, well, Top Dog, who forthwith issued an executive order. “We’re gonna have a big, rambunctious dog.”

What’s Wrong With Girly Dogs? – PostPartisan – Quick takes from The Post’s opinion writers

Jun 4, 20080

naturally.

so i’m on line at the gas station, waiting to pre pay, and this 6 foot 7 black dood in a brown velvet track suit comes in, talking loudly on his cell phone

LISTEN MAN, I TOLD YOU — YOU CAN DO DAT SHIT, BUT DO NOT GET CAUGHT

I BE FUCKING ALL MY GIRL’S GUY FRIENDS, AND I AIN’T NEVER BEEN CAUGHT, CAUSE I ALWAYS RIDE OUT TO THE WEST SIDE TO DO IT

*blink*

all 10 of us in the place got real quiet at that point

he then goes on

YOU SHOULD READ MY BOOK, MAN, IT’LL TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THAT BUT NOT GET CAUGHT, LIKE I SAID

WON’T BE FRONT’IN OR NUFFIN

i paid and left

Dec 31, 20070

best thing about 2007

this year has been the best year, ever.

here’s why:

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Dec 11, 20070

Which is the Greatest Trilogy?

Frodo is our hero here, the lowly hobbit farmer who is destined to be his people’s savior. There was symbolism in the Frodo name, too, as in the Bakshi original film the character sported a gigantic afro that was, in fact, his primary weapon in battle. A number of factors, including technical limitations and racism, caused Peter Jackson to ditch that look for ‘Frodo after just a few test screenings.

Unfortunately, this robbed the character of any emotional resonance he may have had with the audience. From Jackson’s insulting portrayal of women – Legolas is reduced to simplistic, mindless interjections (“a diversion!”) and decorating the scenery with her beauty – to his dwarf who, in every single sentence, mentions the fact that he is a dwarf, Jackson’s cast of characters is a group one would long to never meet in real life.

Which is the Greatest Trilogy?

Dec 10, 20072

The 9 Most Unnecessary Greatest Hits Albums of All Time – Page 3 | Cracked.com

As if that’s not sad enough, a quick check of the titles of some of his other albums, “Return of the One Hit Wonder” and “Bust A Move 2002” for example, are so desperate, pathetic and self-loathing they make Color Me Badd’s story sound like a happy ending. And, for one more tale of woe, the last time we checked in with Young MC, he was on VH1′s “Celebrity Fit Club.” Poor guy. If we ever write a “7 MC’s Who Could Probably Use A Hug” list, he’s in.

The 9 Most Unnecessary Greatest Hits Albums of All Time – Page 3 | Cracked.com

Dec 4, 20070

snow is coming!

A Snow Advisory Remains IN Effect From 10 PM This Evening To 6 PM EST Wednesday.

Snow Is Expected To Begin Late This Evening…And Continue Through Wednesday. At This Point…The Heaviest Snow Is Expected To Fall From About 300 AM EST Wednesday Until About The Noon Hour. Present Indications Suggest That 3 To Locally 5 Inches Of Accumulation Is Expected IN The Lafayette…Kokomo…And Muncie Areas…2 To Locally 4 Inches IN The Crawfordsville And Indianapolis Areas…And 1 To 2 Inches IN The Columbus Area.

Severe Weather advisories from WeatherBug.com

Oct 24, 20070

i rank number one!

in response to david ng’s idea, explained here:

I’d like to suggest a meme, where the premise is that you will attempt to find 5 statements, which if you were to type into google (preferably google.com, but we’ll take the other country specific ones if need be), you’ll find that you are returned with your blog as the number one hit.

  1. ugliest animal ever
  2. “amount of caffeine in starbucks coffee”
  3. “magickal dragon on a leash”
  4. “gruber on hotel chevelier.”
  5. “is it ever okay to shit blood?”
Oct 17, 20070

vacation & marriage

okay: a wedding date has been set for monday, october 22

HORRAY!

and we’re leaving tomorrow morning for florida.

yay!

Oct 14, 20072

humans can fly

this is the single coolest thing i have ever seen:

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